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"FCSI Starter Kit" from the Glambo Signature Series

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The Glambo Signature Series FCSI Starter Kit is just what you need to jump-start your child's creativity by combining the worlds of science and fashion! This kit is the perfect tool to investigate your sister's latest "ho" purchase, or why your family dog is suddenly avoiding your brother. Includes everything you need: brushes, fingerprint powder, notebook, gasmask, and several sizes of body bags. The smallest is just the right size for a Ken doll, and the largest will hold up to a 16 pound cat. Also included is 100' of the indispensable Fashion Crime Scene tape! Thanks, Astra!
A bargain at only $89.95!
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