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"Official Explorer Knife/Bayonet" from the Glambo Signature Series

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Don't let your little explorer out into the world unarmed! You never know what scary things may be sneaking up on her. Buy her the Glambo Signature Series M-9 Bayonet/Combat Knife. You can find comfort in knowing that she will be ready to do some "exploratory surgery" if the need should ever arise. This unit may also be attached to any of our rifles as a bayonet, in case extra leverage is needed.
A bargain at only $47.95!
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